The Polite Yeti

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mentir:

okay so one time my friend and i went to duane reade and we stumbled upon the fragrance section and then… the odd ones. 

these were only the tip of the iceberg

no but someone should get me paperback and riding crop

paperbackpaperbackpaperbackpaperbackpaperbackpaperback

holy shit

PLAYDOH SMELLS AWFUL THOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i want holy water ahkadgaksdhgas

oh my god paperback mmm

i’m allergic to most heavily scented perfumes so

Demeter are amazing. They smell precisely as they are named. Paperback, btw, is heaven. I am also a fan of gin and tonic. I know they are available in Melbourne at Kleins on Brunswick st.

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    WISVHFKAHJSVFILABSFKJHDBS PAPERBACK & RIDING CROP
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    ngl i would be all over dirt and paperback
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