the polite yeti

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Let's start at the very beginning /Do you have questions into the nature of the universe? Pose them here./ I can't.
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ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]
ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.
(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)

WhoA nelly I’ve only been up to 25%. Thank you, lol. I’M FLATTERED. 
Well as long as you have an actual person in mind, I can work with that, lol. Good luck with work and recovering from in-laws.

OKAY. Dude I had in mind is Matthew Mitcham, an Aussie swimmer. Plus he’s actually gay, so that’s awesome.
Did you put me in the actor credits for real? Because dude.

Right next to Reese Witherspoon and Reese Withoutherspoon. Idk though guys you shouldn’t be too flattered I just SHOVED SOME THINGS ON you’re in the running with “some wet noodle I found in my fridge” so idk if you want to take that as a compliment or w/e.
I think I can work with Matthew. Give me a few hours seconds.

THAT NOODLE AND I ARE BESTIES.
Alternate casting would be Matt Doyle? He’d need more photoshop work, though, as his hair is far too dark.

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]

ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.

(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)

WhoA nelly I’ve only been up to 25%. Thank you, lol. I’M FLATTERED. 

Well as long as you have an actual person in mind, I can work with that, lol. Good luck with work and recovering from in-laws.

OKAY. Dude I had in mind is Matthew Mitcham, an Aussie swimmer. Plus he’s actually gay, so that’s awesome.

Did you put me in the actor credits for real? Because dude.

Right next to Reese Witherspoon and Reese Withoutherspoon. Idk though guys you shouldn’t be too flattered I just SHOVED SOME THINGS ON you’re in the running with “some wet noodle I found in my fridge” so idk if you want to take that as a compliment or w/e.

I think I can work with Matthew. Give me a few hours seconds.

THAT NOODLE AND I ARE BESTIES.

Alternate casting would be Matt Doyle? He’d need more photoshop work, though, as his hair is far too dark.

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ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]
ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.
(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)

WhoA nelly I’ve only been up to 25%. Thank you, lol. I’M FLATTERED. 
Well as long as you have an actual person in mind, I can work with that, lol. Good luck with work and recovering from in-laws.

OKAY. Dude I had in mind is Matthew Mitcham, an Aussie swimmer. Plus he’s actually gay, so that’s awesome.
Did you put me in the actor credits for real? Because dude.

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]

ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.

(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)

WhoA nelly I’ve only been up to 25%. Thank you, lol. I’M FLATTERED. 

Well as long as you have an actual person in mind, I can work with that, lol. Good luck with work and recovering from in-laws.

OKAY. Dude I had in mind is Matthew Mitcham, an Aussie swimmer. Plus he’s actually gay, so that’s awesome.

Did you put me in the actor credits for real? Because dude.

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ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]
ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.
(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)

ifwemetupatmidnight:

politeyeti:

[image is a pretend movie poster for Bitterblue, featuring Saf. Someone else is going to need a bigger screen to tell me what all that text says]

ifwemetupatmidnight:

requested by (x)

Not my Saf, but I dig the layout and the eyes.

not my saf either, I JUST CAN’T FIND ANY ACTORS THESE DAYS APPARENTLY. I can make another one, with your recommendation? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME A REC?

I have to work tonight (just got up after crashing post in-law lunch) and will hunt down the appropriate person then. I have a really clear image and no idea who the fuck that dude is. So. I’m helpful.

(While I was deleting people I follow who’ve gone inactive, the tumblr crush bot told me you are my number 1 crush, btw—31%. Just ridiculous. Thought you’d be amused.)