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I 100% failed at doing the graceling fandom weeks thingy, BUT to make up for it I will accept any pairing with a one or two word prompt and write something. Hit up my ask or reply if you can do. 

Posted 3 months ago With 0 notes

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ladygraceling:

gracelingshipweeks:

So heres the official post for the graceling ship weeks, i thought this would be a fun experience for the graceling fandom to participate it
here are the rules
you may contribute any art form such as — art, fanfiction,photosets, graphics ,gifsets etc.
please tag ‘gracelingshipweeks’ in the first five tags of your contribution
you may participate in any of the ships, you dont have to contribute something for every week
there are 2 free ship weeks, mainly for the non-canon ships
the friendship week is for non-romantic relationships, whether they be friends, siblings, cousins etc.
if you have any further questions feel free to ask, and remember, have fun!

im gonna try and do something for each ship! this is gonna be awesome!

Wha-hey, I am the only consistent fic writer, I guess I better get on this shit.

ladygraceling:

gracelingshipweeks:

So heres the official post for the graceling ship weeks, i thought this would be a fun experience for the graceling fandom to participate it

here are the rules

  • you may contribute any art form such as — art, fanfiction,photosets, graphics ,gifsets etc.
  • please tag ‘gracelingshipweeks’ in the first five tags of your contribution
  • you may participate in any of the ships, you dont have to contribute something for every week
  • there are 2 free ship weeks, mainly for the non-canon ships
  • the friendship week is for non-romantic relationships, whether they be friends, siblings, cousins etc.

if you have any further questions feel free to ask, and remember, have fun!

im gonna try and do something for each ship! this is gonna be awesome!

Wha-hey, I am the only consistent fic writer, I guess I better get on this shit.

Teddy, manuscript:

It takes him many years to finish, and he knows he isn’t really done so much as arbitrarily chosen a stopping point for the moment. He presents the manuscipt to the Queen. To his amusement and horror, she makes him a Duke for it.

Posted 4 months ago With 3 notes

Katsa/Po, pine:

Sometimes, Po regrets every choice he has ever made that has led him to this shack, surrounded by these pines, vision replaced by visions. He regrets the lies the worst. Sometimes, though, he sits and thinks of Katsa, and simply pines.

Posted 4 months ago With 5 notes

Fire/Brigan, symphony:

When Lady Fire and her husband the Prince come to Lienid the first time, the King escorts them to a symphony as part of their welcome. Brigan spends the evening watching Fire, who watches the orchestra with delight. She smiles at him after, and he falls in love all over again.

Posted 4 months ago With 9 notes

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storyduke:

Princess Bitterblue from Graceling by Kristin Cashore :)

storyduke:

Princess Bitterblue from Graceling by Kristin Cashore :)

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Second best review I have ever gotten, just now, in my inbox at ff.net:

misguided.ghost:ARE YOU SECRETLY HER?
YOU KNOW KRISTIN CASHORE, and I know you can’t be because on her blog she says
she’s not into nonfiction.
But for all we know that could be a total lie.
You write so similarly to her its scary.
Soooooo good.”

Posted 7 months ago With 5 notes

Winning people over to the perfection that is Skye/Saf/BB, with Skye and BB married for political and friendship reasons and both of them seeing Saf romantically, who probably gets made a Duke for spite.

Posted 7 months ago With 3 notes

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favourite novels as motion pictures: Bitterblue of the Graceling Trilogy

"If no one Leck hurt is left to tell me what he did, if no one will tell me the secrets everyone’s trying to hide, the secrets that trap everyone inside pain, perhaps it doesn’t matter. For Leck can tell me himself. His secrets will tell me what he did to leave my kingdom so broken. And finally, I’ll understand.

Meisa Kuroki as Bitterblue

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queenbittterblue:

Ladies by ~SilverVanadis

The two at the top are just some random faces I spewed out. Middle left to right: Lady Fire/Bir from the book “Fire” by Kristin Cashore. Korra form LOK.Bottom left to right: Lady (killer) Katsa and Queen Bitterblue from the books “Graceling” and “Bitterblue” by Kristin Cashore.

queenbittterblue:

Ladies by ~SilverVanadis

The two at the top are just some random faces I spewed out. 
Middle left to right: Lady Fire/Bir from the book “Fire” by Kristin Cashore. Korra form LOK.
Bottom left to right: Lady (killer) Katsa and Queen Bitterblue from the books “Graceling” and “Bitterblue” by Kristin Cashore.

Sometimes I look at fancasts and just yell WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE????

Posted 9 months ago With 17 notes

A gentle reminder that Fire is NOT WHITE.

Posted 9 months ago With 49 notes

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Not as good as Lyra, but what can you do?
Rule 63 Sapphire Birch.

Not as good as Lyra, but what can you do?

Rule 63 Sapphire Birch.