the polite yeti

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Let's start at the very beginning /Do you have questions into the nature of the universe? Pose them here./ I can't.

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Modern!au Europe crop from a sketch I am moderately to extremely likely to forget to finish. Because she’d totally have a piercing instead of the spoor—with marquis cut sapphires on the ends, natch. Turns out I have no idea how to draw a scarf and I didn’t bother to google, so there’s that.

Modern!au Europe crop from a sketch I am moderately to extremely likely to forget to finish. Because she’d totally have a piercing instead of the spoor—with marquis cut sapphires on the ends, natch. Turns out I have no idea how to draw a scarf and I didn’t bother to google, so there’s that.

Europe, skeleton:

Sometimes it pains her to think that she will be dead one day. It is, of course, the natural conclusion to the life she leads. But it still makes her heart ache to know that she will leave behind a skeleton, bones in a family crypt, while he will turn to dust.

Posted 4 months ago With 4 notes

Struck - Licurius, Europe, G. An alternate origin story.

Posted 9 months ago With 0 notes

Help I can’t stop writing fic and the fandom basically is just me and Pearl and sometimes Kit.

Posted 10 months ago With 4 notes

Box Face - G, Europe/Licurius. He bought the sthenicon shortly after they returned from Sinster.

Posted 10 months ago With 3 notes

The Surgery - Europe-centric, G. No one had bothered to mention it would hurt.

Posted 10 months ago With 0 notes

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First drawing with the new tablet. I like it.

First drawing with the new tablet. I like it.

I’m apparently having a day heavy on the monster blood tattoo feels. 

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME FANART AND MAYBE I CAN WRITE SOME FIC OR SOMETHING.

Posted 1 year ago With 1 note

Sinster - T, Europe-centric. A trio of drabbles about Europe’s trip to Sinster post-Factotum.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

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no-words-just-emotions:

MORE EUROPE

All the Europe forever.

no-words-just-emotions:

MORE EUROPE

All the Europe forever.

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no-words-just-emotions:

i read a thing and i cried
idk what i’m doing

DID YOU JUST MAKE ME FANART FOR MY SAD FIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

no-words-just-emotions:

i read a thing and i cried

idk what i’m doing

DID YOU JUST MAKE ME FANART FOR MY SAD FIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

paint me -- Europe

@orphans-and-animals

The Painting - G, Europe still has the portrait of Rossamünd.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

Whoa. Dude. I write, at the most, like fifteen hundred word fic. It’s usually under five hundred. That sounds like a novella. Also, OCs, blerg, no thank you. 

Posted 1 year ago With 0 notes

politeyeti:

imagehasagoodhome replied to your post: I need to write some fiction! I don’t know what I…

I REALLY THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE A HDM AND MBT CROSSOVER. daemons, you should give them all daemons *_*

OH MY GOD LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

The witch-woman’s daemon - G, HDM/MBT crossover.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

I need to write some fiction! I don’t know what I want to write! Please send prompts.

Rules:

I will write anything just give it to me please. Queer, straight, friends, whatevs, give me a prompt and I will try to do it. Evidence of the things I will write can be found here. Potential fandoms include HDM, MBT, Graceling trilogy; give me other options and I might take you up on them.

Posted 1 year ago With 7 notes