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Let's start at the very beginning /Do you have questions into the nature of the universe? Pose them here./ I can't.

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orphans-and-animals answered your post: “I have the day off work tomorrow to look after Kit (minor medical…”:
I thiiiiink that I want. Rosamund. Rosamund doing a thing.

There were a lot of things about living amonst the monsters that were great improvements to living amongst everymen. It wasn’t that Rossamünd was ungrateful for the generosity of the Duke of Sparrows, either. Indeed, he was profoundly so and profoundly aware of the kindness that had been shown him in the original invitation. The safety and comeraderie of the bogles who kept company in the Sparrow Downs reminded him of the best parts of the Lamplighters.

Rossamünd worked, as well, to feel he had earnt his keep. His skalding skills led to cooking. He was happy to be sent to far-off towns to purchase things that could not be stolen, his perfect disguise already in place.

Some part of him was still everyman, though, and wishing not to be teased for his everyman habits, he kept a secret purchase from one of those trips to unthrewdish lands and human habitation. The bar of soap sat, burrowed amongst the forest debris and hidden from his friends, until a storm ripped through and turned it to suds and glassy bubbles. All of which led, though he would scarce have credited it when he was a boy, with Rossamünd learning how to make soap from his skalding kit.

Posted 19 hours ago With 3 notes

I have the day off work tomorrow to look after Kit (minor medical thing, no huge deal, though if you please fill her ask with love that would go down well), so I have a little spare time. I’m open to prompts. Regular rules apply*. 

*Acceptable fandoms include Cashore, Cornish, Pullman, Pratchett, and Nix. Others will be considered individually. A character or pairing and short prompt is my preferred option, though a fandom in general and prompt will do. No OCs. Your OCs are terrible. No. You’re fucking lucky if I produce more than 200 words. Send an ask or reply here?

Posted 23 hours ago With 4 notes

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Modern!au Europe crop from a sketch I am moderately to extremely likely to forget to finish. Because she’d totally have a piercing instead of the spoor—with marquis cut sapphires on the ends, natch. Turns out I have no idea how to draw a scarf and I didn’t bother to google, so there’s that.

Modern!au Europe crop from a sketch I am moderately to extremely likely to forget to finish. Because she’d totally have a piercing instead of the spoor—with marquis cut sapphires on the ends, natch. Turns out I have no idea how to draw a scarf and I didn’t bother to google, so there’s that.

Europe, skeleton:

Sometimes it pains her to think that she will be dead one day. It is, of course, the natural conclusion to the life she leads. But it still makes her heart ache to know that she will leave behind a skeleton, bones in a family crypt, while he will turn to dust.

Posted 4 months ago With 4 notes

Struck - Licurius, Europe, G. An alternate origin story.

Posted 9 months ago With 0 notes

Help I can’t stop writing fic and the fandom basically is just me and Pearl and sometimes Kit.

Posted 10 months ago With 4 notes

Box Face - G, Europe/Licurius. He bought the sthenicon shortly after they returned from Sinster.

Posted 10 months ago With 3 notes

The Surgery - Europe-centric, G. No one had bothered to mention it would hurt.

Posted 10 months ago With 0 notes

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First drawing with the new tablet. I like it.

First drawing with the new tablet. I like it.

I’m apparently having a day heavy on the monster blood tattoo feels. 

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME FANART AND MAYBE I CAN WRITE SOME FIC OR SOMETHING.

Posted 1 year ago With 1 note

Sinster - T, Europe-centric. A trio of drabbles about Europe’s trip to Sinster post-Factotum.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

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no-words-just-emotions:

MORE EUROPE

All the Europe forever.

no-words-just-emotions:

MORE EUROPE

All the Europe forever.

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no-words-just-emotions:

i read a thing and i cried
idk what i’m doing

DID YOU JUST MAKE ME FANART FOR MY SAD FIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

no-words-just-emotions:

i read a thing and i cried

idk what i’m doing

DID YOU JUST MAKE ME FANART FOR MY SAD FIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

paint me -- Europe

@orphans-and-animals

The Painting - G, Europe still has the portrait of Rossamünd.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

Whoa. Dude. I write, at the most, like fifteen hundred word fic. It’s usually under five hundred. That sounds like a novella. Also, OCs, blerg, no thank you. 

Posted 1 year ago With 0 notes