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Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Burning (alt link) - G, Fire/Archer. Archer wants too much. Drabble.

The Tapestry Woman (alt link) - G, Katsa and Fire, mid-Bitterblue. The land itself is astoundingly green, the sort of colour that lends inverted images to the insides of her eyelids when she blinks.

A Present for Fire (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Fire. A Queen must bring presents when she comes to visit.

Small (alt link) - G, Fire-centric. It is over, and now there is time to mourn.

The First Lie (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon has broken his promise.

Half a Monster (alt link) - T, Leck-centric. Leck hates their Graces, because they are not monstrous.

In the Courtyard (alt link) - M, Katsa/Po, Bitterblue. She meant to back away, to leave them in private, and later she wouldn’t have been able to explain what possessed her to shrink back behind one of the endless topiaries and watch through the leaves.

Aliss (alt link) - T, Roen/Aliss, Aliss/Brocker, Roen/Brocker, Roen/Aliss/Brocker. Roen has loved Aliss longer than anyone else. Her relationship with Brocker has grown out of that.

Needle and Thread (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue misses the comfort of embroidered pillowcases.

Unguarded (alt link) - G, Katsa, Bitterblue/Giddon. Katsa is surprised to see that Giddon has changed since she last noticed him.

The Right Words (alt link) - G, Fire and Hanna. Fire struggles with her growing daughter. Drabble.

All my trust and my truths and my secrets (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue feels electric.

Diplomatic Immunity (alt link) - T, Raffin/Skye. Skye thinks it is good, that they can offer each other a safe space. Character death mentioned.

Pains (alt link) - G, Saf-centric. Saf has a poor idea of love. Drabble.

A list of reasons (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Bren/Tilda. Bitterblue keeps a list of reasons why it is wrong to like Bren in her desk drawer.

Asleep in the Library (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue has fallen asleep in the library. Again.

Unsurprisingly Happy (alt link) - G, Death-centric. Death reflects on working with his grandniece. This is my personal headcanon.

Transmissions (alt link) - M, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf tries to send dreams to Sparks, even at a distance.

Posted 1 year ago With 20 notes

allyoxin3 replied to your post: All my trust and my truths and my secrets - T,…

OMG OMG OMG REQUESTS. UM. BITTERBLUE/GIDDON. BITTERBLUE STARTS TO FALL ASLEEP IN THE LIBRARY AND GIDDON CARRIES HER BACK TO HER ROOMS? IDK I JUST HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS (YOU KNOW, IN CASE THE CAPSLOCK DIDN’T ALREADY GIVE THAT AWAY)

Asleep in the Library - G, BB/Giddon. Bitterblue falls asleep in the library. Again.

I tend to write short to very short, and I’m working on a BB/Saf long piece that is taking up a lot of my attention, but I think the turn-around time makes up for it.

Posted 1 year ago With 3 notes

allyoxin3:

politeyeti:

All my trust and my truths and my secrets - T, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue feels electric. Brief Saf/BB references. ALMOST TWELVE HUNDRED WORDS. And there might be a companion piece brewing.

#omg    #i am dead this is beautiful leave me to die with this weird as heck otp    #i dont even care man i’m so beyond caring what people think of my weird ships


AWWW THANK YOU. (I take requests.)

Posted 1 year ago With 12 notes

All my trust and my truths and my secrets - T, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue feels electric. Brief Saf/BB references. ALMOST TWELVE HUNDRED WORDS. And there might be a companion piece brewing.

Posted 1 year ago With 12 notes

politeyeti:

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Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Burning (alt link) - G, Fire/Archer. Archer wants too much. Drabble.

The Tapestry Woman (alt link) - G, Katsa and Fire, mid-Bitterblue. The land itself is astoundingly green, the sort of colour that lends inverted images to the insides of her eyelids when she blinks.

A Present for Fire (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Fire. A Queen must bring presents when she comes to visit.

Small (alt link) - G, Fire-centric. It is over, and now there is time to mourn.

The First Lie (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon has broken his promise.

Half a Monster (alt link) - T, Leck-centric. Leck hates their Graces, because they are not monstrous.

In the Courtyard (alt link) - M, Katsa/Po, Bitterblue. She meant to back away, to leave them in private, and later she wouldn’t have been able to explain what possessed her to shrink back behind one of the endless topiaries and watch through the leaves.

Aliss (alt link) - T, Roen/Aliss, Aliss/Brocker, Roen/Brocker, Roen/Aliss/Brocker. Roen has loved Aliss longer than anyone else. Her relationship with Brocker has grown out of that.

Needle and Thread (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue misses the comfort of embroidered pillowcases.

Unguarded (alt link) - G, Katsa, Bitterblue/Giddon. Katsa is surprised to see that Giddon has changed since she last noticed him.

The Right Words (alt link) - G, Fire and Hanna. Fire struggles with her growing daughter. Drabble.

Posted 1 year ago With 20 notes

Unguarded - G, (implied) Bitterblue/Giddon, Katsa. Katsa is surprised he’s changed since she last noticed.

Posted 1 year ago With 4 notes

Needle and Thread - G, Bitterblue-centric (faintly BB/Giddon if you look hard enough). Bitterblue misses the comfort of embrodiered pillowcases.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

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[image is fanart for Graceling, featuring Giddon, Katsa, Po, and Raffin from left to right]
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Graceling - watercolor by *Maseiya

Yes. I approve. I particularly like this Raffin.

[image is fanart for Graceling, featuring Giddon, Katsa, Po, and Raffin from left to right]

grplteens:

Graceling - watercolor by *Maseiya

Yes. I approve. I particularly like this Raffin.

politeyeti:

politeyeti:

Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Burning (alt link) - G, Fire/Archer. Archer wants too much. Drabble.

The Tapestry Woman (alt link) - G, Katsa and Fire, mid-Bitterblue. The land itself is astoundingly green, the sort of colour that lends inverted images to the insides of her eyelids when she blinks.

A Present for Fire (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Fire. A Queen must bring presents when she comes to visit.

Small (alt link) - G, Fire-centric. It is over, and now there is time to mourn.

The First Lie (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon has broken his promise.

Half a Monster (alt link) - T, Leck-centric. Leck hates their Graces, because they are not monstrous.

In the Courtyard (alt link) - M, Katsa/Po, Bitterblue. She meant to back away, to leave them in private, and later she wouldn’t have been able to explain what possessed her to shrink back behind one of the endless topiaries and watch through the leaves.

Posted 1 year ago With 20 notes

Bitterblue/Giddon, the first lie he ever told her (wow that's the best prompt I can come up with sorry)

@bethgreened-deactivated20140211

I liked it. But then it got angsty.

The First Lie. G, Bitterblue/Giddon.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

politeyeti:

Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Burning (alt link) - G, Fire/Archer. Archer wants too much. Drabble.

The Tapestry Woman (alt link) - G, Katsa and Fire, mid-Bitterblue. The land itself is astoundingly green, the sort of colour that lends inverted images to the insides of her eyelids when she blinks.

A Present for Fire (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Fire. A Queen must bring presents when she comes to visit.

Small (alt link) - G, Fire-centric. It is over, and now there is time to mourn.

Posted 1 year ago With 20 notes

Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Posted 1 year ago With 20 notes

A Trip Alone to Estill, for Nina. Giddon and Po, friendship.

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

NO, IT’S TURNING INTO A GIDDONXBITTERBLUE FF

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Inspired by Bitterblue/Giddon. Now write MOAR.

Posted 1 year ago With 7 notes