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Let's start at the very beginning /Do you have questions into the nature of the universe? Pose them here./ I can't.

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Not as good as Lyra, but what can you do?
Rule 63 Sapphire Birch.

Not as good as Lyra, but what can you do?

Rule 63 Sapphire Birch.

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aster-phire:

My attempt at drawing Fire

THAT HAIR THOUGH

aster-phire:

My attempt at drawing Fire

THAT HAIR THOUGH

hitachiinhikarus:

someone in the graceling tag just suggested jennifer lawrence as katsa

how about NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x
YES

Posted 1 year ago With 6 notes

hitachiinhikarus:

crying bc white girl posted in the graceling tag saying that she wants to be cast as fire

Hahahahaha. No. She can’t.

Posted 1 year ago With 6 notes

Tagged: #graceling

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[image is a fan manip for Fire, an outrageously beautiful black woman with hair in shades of flame]

[image is a fan manip for Fire, an outrageously beautiful black woman with hair in shades of flame]

The Princess - G, Katsa/Po, prompt was domesticity and this is what came out. Drabble.

Posted 1 year ago With 3 notes

I need to write some fiction! I don’t know what I want to write! Please send prompts.

Rules:

I will write anything just give it to me please. Queer, straight, friends, whatevs, give me a prompt and I will try to do it. Evidence of the things I will write can be found here. Potential fandoms include HDM, MBT, Graceling trilogy; give me other options and I might take you up on them.

Posted 1 year ago With 7 notes

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aster-phire:

I drew Saf
from Bitterblue! 

Your Saf is perfect.

aster-phire:

I drew Saf

from Bitterblue! 

Your Saf is perfect.

astroprojection:

“What!” Katsa exclaimed. “I can’t believe it. Can you believe it? I can’t believe it!” 

“We’ve established that Katsa can’t believe it,” said Raffin. 

omg raffin staaaahp

Posted 1 year ago With 36 notes

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aster-phire:

My attempt at drawing Fire

Approved.

aster-phire:

My attempt at drawing Fire

Approved.

astroprojection:

Both letters ended the same way. Po and Katsa hadn’t seen each other in months, and neither of them had seen Bitterblue in over a year. Both intended to come to Bitterblue as soon as their work could spare them, and stay as long as they could.

Bitterblue was so happy that she curled herself up in a ball on the sofa and hugged a pillow for a full minute.

ME 2 GIRL

ME 2

image

When you half-ass liveblog Bitterblue with Mabel gifs, I will force you to be my friend.

Posted 1 year ago With 8 notes

Casual reminder that Fire is not white.

Posted 1 year ago With 10 notes

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undatoad:

The Queen of Monsea
Bitterblue at age 18.
I haven’t even started reading the second book yet. And here I am, posting premature fan art. I am soooo very logical.

LOVE IT.

undatoad:

The Queen of Monsea

Bitterblue at age 18.

I haven’t even started reading the second book yet. And here I am, posting premature fan art. I am soooo very logical.

LOVE IT.

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undatoad:

Sassy Po and Katsa
I find it so amazing that Po comes bombarding into the life of Katsa (who hasn’t really laughed or had fun.. well, EVER) and it’s she’s like what is this sorcery with Po and Po’s just all casually poking fun at this stone-serious girl who could potentially kill him in a matter of seconds and just blargjksdfhlkjasdf
bottom line
i love these two

undatoad:

Sassy Po and Katsa

I find it so amazing that Po comes bombarding into the life of Katsa (who hasn’t really laughed or had fun.. well, EVER) and it’s she’s like what is this sorcery with Po and Po’s just all casually poking fun at this stone-serious girl who could potentially kill him in a matter of seconds and just blargjksdfhlkjasdf

bottom line

i love these two