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Whoa. Dude. I write, at the most, like fifteen hundred word fic. It’s usually under five hundred. That sounds like a novella. Also, OCs, blerg, no thank you. 

Posted 5 months ago With 0 notes

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imagehasagoodhome replied to your post: I need to write some fiction! I don’t know what I…

I REALLY THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE A HDM AND MBT CROSSOVER. daemons, you should give them all daemons *_*

OH MY GOD LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

The witch-woman’s daemon - G, HDM/MBT crossover.

Posted 5 months ago With 2 notes

The Princess - G, Katsa/Po, prompt was domesticity and this is what came out. Drabble.

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Seabane - T, Po/Katsa. Po is worried when Katsa stops taking seabane. For Oishi and Nina.

Posted 8 months ago With 15 notes

The Mindreader - G, Katsa and Fire. A pair of drabbles.

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Irrational - G, Nash-centric. Nash knows it’s irrational to hate a baby. This is what came out of the Nash and Brigan brothers prompt.

Posted 8 months ago With 10 notes

It’s really pretty outside! I have all the windows open! They’re checking my references once the timezones align (probably this evening)! I’m going to make some jewelry! I feel like writing!

Someone give me some fandom related prompts? Potential fandoms are Seven Kingdoms/Graceling, HDM, possibly Abhorsen or Keys to the Kingdom. Let me also state: Robin McKinley, you are a dick for not letting people write fanfic for your books. And also for your continued belief in homeopathy.

Posted 9 months ago With 2 notes

rishou answered your question: I have more followers now who might give a shit,…

Bitterblue visiting Saf in Dell.Please? ;-;

Anything more specific? The last fic I posted already fits this prompt, but I’d be glad to add something new to my list to write.

Posted 10 months ago With 0 notes

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Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue/Seven Kingdoms fic to date master post (most recent at the bottom):

Shared (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Saf Saf. didn’t mean to dream of the Lady Queen, and he certainly didn’t mean to share those with her, but he worried that it happened all the same.

Rather Unexpected (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, Skye/Saf. Saf wasn’t sure what he had expected, but it wasn’t to somehow have gotten mixed up in the official delegation from Monsea and Lienid as, well, an official person.

Letters (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Saf, implied other BB relationship. When Saf lands in King’s City, there are always letters waiting for him.

Rings (alt link), G, Bitterblue/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Each ring on a Lienid’s hand represents a family member.

An Unlikely Marriage Proposal (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Skye, Bitterblue/Saf, Saf/Skye, Bitterblue/Skye/Saf. Bitterblue feels a little vindicated when she turns out to be right about marriage proposals.

Awash (alt link) - G, Saf-centric drabble. Saf is unmoored.

Forgetting (alt link) - T, Thiel/Ashen, Leck/Ashen. Thiel remembers. There are things no man can forget.

Old Friends (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon’s made this mistake before.

Homecomings (alt link) - implied Teddy/Saf, Bren/Tilda. Saf’s first night in the shop.

A Suitable Candidate (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. The law no longer requires that the Queen of Monsea marry nobility.

A very perfect spy (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, implied Bitterblue/Saf. In a lot of ways, Hava made the perfect spy.

Sparks (alt link) - T, Hava/Saf, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf knows it’s wrong.

The Rules of an Army Commander (alt link) - G, implied Hanna/Bitterblue.

Sharing (alt link) - M, Teddy/Saf. Teddy has never shared a room before.

Mysteries (alt link) - G, Raffin/Bann. Raffin should be asleep.

Lucky (alt link) - G, Teddy/Bitterblue. A meeting and apple turnovers.

Root Words (alt link) - G, Teddy-centric. Teddy thinks about how words can heal.

Ceramics (alt link) - G, Hava-centric. Hava has to do something with her hands.

Kissing Games (alt link) - G, Bren/Tilda. It begins as a game.

A Trip Alone to Estill (alt link) - G, Giddon-centric. Giddon reflects on his relationship with Po.

In Gardens (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Hava. Hava and Bitterblue have to learn together.

Burning (alt link) - G, Fire/Archer. Archer wants too much. Drabble.

The Tapestry Woman (alt link) - G, Katsa and Fire, mid-Bitterblue. The land itself is astoundingly green, the sort of colour that lends inverted images to the insides of her eyelids when she blinks.

A Present for Fire (alt link) - G, Bitterblue and Fire. A Queen must bring presents when she comes to visit.

Small (alt link) - G, Fire-centric. It is over, and now there is time to mourn.

The First Lie (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Giddon has broken his promise.

Half a Monster (alt link) - T, Leck-centric. Leck hates their Graces, because they are not monstrous.

In the Courtyard (alt link) - M, Katsa/Po, Bitterblue. She meant to back away, to leave them in private, and later she wouldn’t have been able to explain what possessed her to shrink back behind one of the endless topiaries and watch through the leaves.

Aliss (alt link) - T, Roen/Aliss, Aliss/Brocker, Roen/Brocker, Roen/Aliss/Brocker. Roen has loved Aliss longer than anyone else. Her relationship with Brocker has grown out of that.

Needle and Thread (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue misses the comfort of embroidered pillowcases.

Unguarded (alt link) - G, Katsa, Bitterblue/Giddon. Katsa is surprised to see that Giddon has changed since she last noticed him.

The Right Words (alt link) - G, Fire and Hanna. Fire struggles with her growing daughter. Drabble.

All my trust and my truths and my secrets (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue feels electric.

Diplomatic Immunity (alt link) - T, Raffin/Skye. Skye thinks it is good, that they can offer each other a safe space. Character death mentioned.

Pains (alt link) - G, Saf-centric. Saf has a poor idea of love. Drabble.

A list of reasons (alt link) - T, Bitterblue/Bren/Tilda. Bitterblue keeps a list of reasons why it is wrong to like Bren in her desk drawer.

Asleep in the Library (alt link) - G, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue has fallen asleep in the library. Again.

Unsurprisingly Happy (alt link) - G, Death-centric. Death reflects on working with his grandniece. This is my personal headcanon.

Transmissions (alt link) - M, Bitterblue/Saf. Saf tries to send dreams to Sparks, even at a distance.

Posted 10 months ago With 19 notes

I am going to BED. Everyone forgive Saf’s voice. It’s this or ANGST ANGST ANGST.

Transmissions - M, Saf/BB. Saf tries to send dreams to Sparks, even at a distance.

Alice, this hits one of your prompts even though it’s not BB/Giddon—the flooded courtyard.

Ao3 and I are fighting about the length. Google docs says it’s over 1600 words, ao3 says just under. BUT SIXTEEN HUNDRED.

ETA: Just uploaded to ff.net and it says the same as google docs. WHYYYYY.

Posted 10 months ago With 4 notes

Unsurprisingly Happy - G, Death-centric. Death reflects on working with his grandneice.

Posted 10 months ago With 2 notes

I have more followers now who might give a shit, so…if you have any pairing (romantic, bffs, queer, straight,whatever), any scenario, anything you might conceivably want to read in text related to the Graceling fandom, please just ask?

Posted 10 months ago With 5 notes

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OMG OMG OMG REQUESTS. UM. BITTERBLUE/GIDDON. BITTERBLUE STARTS TO FALL ASLEEP IN THE LIBRARY AND GIDDON CARRIES HER BACK TO HER ROOMS? IDK I JUST HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS (YOU KNOW, IN CASE THE CAPSLOCK DIDN’T ALREADY GIVE THAT AWAY)

Asleep in the Library - G, BB/Giddon. Bitterblue falls asleep in the library. Again.

I tend to write short to very short, and I’m working on a BB/Saf long piece that is taking up a lot of my attention, but I think the turn-around time makes up for it.

Posted 10 months ago With 3 notes

Diplomatic Immunity - T, Raffin/Skye, Raffin/Bann. Skye thinks it is good, that they can offer each other a safe space. Character death mentioned.

Posted 10 months ago With 4 notes

All my trust and my truths and my secrets - T, Bitterblue/Giddon. Bitterblue feels electric. Brief Saf/BB references. ALMOST TWELVE HUNDRED WORDS. And there might be a companion piece brewing.

Posted 10 months ago With 12 notes