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I 100% failed at doing the graceling fandom weeks thingy, BUT to make up for it I will accept any pairing with a one or two word prompt and write something. Hit up my ask or reply if you can do. 

Posted 3 months ago With 0 notes

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ladygraceling:

gracelingshipweeks:

So heres the official post for the graceling ship weeks, i thought this would be a fun experience for the graceling fandom to participate it
here are the rules
you may contribute any art form such as — art, fanfiction,photosets, graphics ,gifsets etc.
please tag ‘gracelingshipweeks’ in the first five tags of your contribution
you may participate in any of the ships, you dont have to contribute something for every week
there are 2 free ship weeks, mainly for the non-canon ships
the friendship week is for non-romantic relationships, whether they be friends, siblings, cousins etc.
if you have any further questions feel free to ask, and remember, have fun!

im gonna try and do something for each ship! this is gonna be awesome!

Wha-hey, I am the only consistent fic writer, I guess I better get on this shit.

ladygraceling:

gracelingshipweeks:

So heres the official post for the graceling ship weeks, i thought this would be a fun experience for the graceling fandom to participate it

here are the rules

  • you may contribute any art form such as — art, fanfiction,photosets, graphics ,gifsets etc.
  • please tag ‘gracelingshipweeks’ in the first five tags of your contribution
  • you may participate in any of the ships, you dont have to contribute something for every week
  • there are 2 free ship weeks, mainly for the non-canon ships
  • the friendship week is for non-romantic relationships, whether they be friends, siblings, cousins etc.

if you have any further questions feel free to ask, and remember, have fun!

im gonna try and do something for each ship! this is gonna be awesome!

Wha-hey, I am the only consistent fic writer, I guess I better get on this shit.

Teddy, manuscript:

It takes him many years to finish, and he knows he isn’t really done so much as arbitrarily chosen a stopping point for the moment. He presents the manuscipt to the Queen. To his amusement and horror, she makes him a Duke for it.

Posted 4 months ago With 3 notes

Will, blade:

It will not return his fingers. He doesn’t expect it to. But when Will finally destroys the blade of the subtle knife, it makes him finally feel whole again.

Posted 4 months ago With 4 notes

Katsa/Po, ink:

She sees other men with other tattoos on their arms in Lienid, and Katsa can acknowledge perfectly well that they are also beautiful. Their ink is also strong. But none of them are ever Po.

Posted 4 months ago With 9 notes

Katsa/Po, pine:

Sometimes, Po regrets every choice he has ever made that has led him to this shack, surrounded by these pines, vision replaced by visions. He regrets the lies the worst. Sometimes, though, he sits and thinks of Katsa, and simply pines.

Posted 4 months ago With 5 notes

Brian, oracle:

He’d still have gone to Vermont, if there had been an oracle warning him about his future (especially the parts about walking around inside alien guts). It’s just, you know, he’d have been better prepared. Maybe brought better shoes.

Posted 4 months ago With 0 notes

Mary Malone, ocelot:

It’s not that she’s disappointed to have a bird daemon, because she understands some of the symbolism behind it, and it’s not like she could have chosen anyway. Her daemon was formed before she ever knew him. But a little bit of her likes to think she’d have had something more dangerous, like a wolf or an ocelot.

Posted 4 months ago With 1 note

Otto von Chriek, oscillate:

There is a moment, just before he dissolves, where Otto can feel the whole of the world oscillate in perfectly imperfect waves. The light hits everything just so, making his nerves sing. And then, nothing.

Posted 4 months ago With 3 notes

Europe, skeleton:

Sometimes it pains her to think that she will be dead one day. It is, of course, the natural conclusion to the life she leads. But it still makes her heart ache to know that she will leave behind a skeleton, bones in a family crypt, while he will turn to dust.

Posted 4 months ago With 4 notes

Fire/Brigan, symphony:

When Lady Fire and her husband the Prince come to Lienid the first time, the King escorts them to a symphony as part of their welcome. Brigan spends the evening watching Fire, who watches the orchestra with delight. She smiles at him after, and he falls in love all over again.

Posted 4 months ago With 9 notes

askboxmemes:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Posted 6 months ago With 49,744 notes

So if I were to expend this creative urge I have on fic, does anyone have anything they would really love and/or hate? Usual restrictions apply*.

*For the record:

  • it’ll be short, like maybe 100 words short
  • you’re going to cry
  • available fandoms: Cashore, Nix, Cornish, Pullman, will consider others upon request
  • no OCs because it’s kind of ridic (not the concept of OCs, of course, because without that we don’t get new stories, but OCs within a fandom are not my thing)
  • I hope you don’t like plot
  • I like my prompts to come with a fandom, a pairing if it’s strictly necessary, and between one and five words that may or may not be related for me to string together into a coherent story

Posted 6 months ago With 8 notes

Could I maybe get a prompt or six in any of the fandoms I typically write for? If you have a specific fandom in mind, mention it, otherwise suggest 3-7 random/”random” words and I’ll run with it.

Posted 9 months ago With 2 notes

Whoa. Dude. I write, at the most, like fifteen hundred word fic. It’s usually under five hundred. That sounds like a novella. Also, OCs, blerg, no thank you. 

Posted 1 year ago With 0 notes